Zimplicity;

'' I asked some of my girl friends to be my Valentine and some of their reactions were really hilarious.''

*gives some examples*

''eh oh yeah.''
''will you be my valentine?''

LOL go fuck yourself or something. Last time you were embarrassed I rejected you so you make it sound like you aren't asking me for a date and this time round you tried to 给自己下台的机会 again. What the shit. What did I exactly see in him last April???!!!

I told Jun Yang about it and he was like if I accept,he will fuck me in my nose till I bleed. HAHAHA funny lah him. Go army humor level still very high,not bad.

Anyway the funniest thing is that a primary school friend,a super ''nerdy'' and intellectual one (she's in god damn Raffles Institution) got attached I think. I found out through Instagram. Bless social networks. And I told JX and some primary school friends about it and we were like '' wtf fml what are we doing with our lives'' reactions.

OH AND i saw this woman with her legs spread out on a man when I was in the mrt and they were at a park on a bench wtf.

This V day has gotta be the funniest.

Anyway Happy V Day to everyone/ LOL actually I don't feel anything! Aiya there's no need to be emotional over having a partner or not! All is well as long as you're healthy! HOHOHO